For those of you not "in the know' the UFE is a huge 3 day long exam that is required to be a Chartered Accountant. Every girls dream.
Not only did I pass, but so did my two accounting partners in crime: Golden Girl and Outdoor Guy.
Needless to say a huge party was in place for Friday night, thanks to the generous firm we work for.
Now Moncton Girl is not much of a bar star but as this was a special occasion so I put my party hat on..
Highlights of the night:
- Referring to the 3 bartenders as my "besties" when ordering drinks.
- Telling people the tequila in my hand was water
- Getting cut off. Before midnight. At an open bar. In a VIP room. At a casino.
- Singing Adele's "Someone Like You" to several of the guys I work with.
- Telling several managers to "Holla at ya Gurrrl"
- French braiding a bartenders hair
- Telling EVERYONE they were going to be my new mentor
- Taking several photo's with the bartenders
- Telling everyone was my new life mantra was What Would (Insert name of person currently talking to) Do?
- Admitting to googling everyone I come into contact with
- Telling everyone my online dating story (see Two Shots of Raspberry) and begging to be set up with any guys they know under 30 and not gay.
I clearly made quite an impression and outed myself as the worst french braider to ever exist in this fine city.
Thank drunk baby jesus I'm a happy friendly drinker.
I will never forget the day (and night) I passed the UFE! (Golden Girl's bathroom will not forget the morning after)
Looks like this unlucky girl had quite a lucky adventure this weekend!
* Moncton Girl
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