I was once told that my life is like a series of funny short stories, which was the inspiration for this blog. I also have a huge appreciation for the art of storytelling and a natural talent for having unlucky and embarrassing events happen to me. You're welcome.
I know the title of this first post, Adventure Itinerary is a bit of a contradiction, but that's the basis of what you are going to find on this blog.. a whole lot of contradictions. The amount of blog posts you are going get depends on the rate at which I humiliate myself... this will vary based on how social I choose to be.
I feel since you are investing some time into reading this blog I should give you some fast facts about myself:
- I've only had a PVR for two weeks but I'd attack if someone tried to take it away
- I've recently signed up for online dating. It should provide some great blog fodder.
- I think I would KICK ASS if I went on "Cash Cab"
- I am an accountant by day
- I drink 2% milk because Dr. Oz said it was ok
- I belong to two book clubs. One just wasn't nerdy enough
- I have a pet dwarf rabbit named Burt. He truly believes he is a cat.
- I have a strong fear of ice and falling. I feel this causes me to fall on ice more than the average person
- I once watched a marathon about hunting feral pigs. It was fascinating. I regret nothing about those 8 hours.
- I hate the smell and look of jello.
- I'm 23 but can't help but think apple juice looks too much like urine to drink
- I'm a bit of a germaphobe. If you are really my friend you won't ask for a sip of my drink
- If I was going to be a drug user my drug of choice would be morphine.
- I like the feeling of going to the dentist
- I would like to earn "in ground pool" money one day. That is my measure of success.
- I routinely dial 1-800 numbers to order goods from infomercials. I then remember how much I hate talking to people on the phone so I hang up.
That's all your going to get for now.
Check back again to hear about the time I bought a queen size box spring but was too cheap to pay for delivery..
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