I'll take an IV of Swiss Chalet Sauce Please...

Mocton Girl was sitting with a group of lovely people at the amazing Swiss Chalet, scarfing down some chicken and ribs when the topic of ordering an embarrassing amount of food came up.. more specifically, how to make it seem like you are NOT ordering a ton of food for yourself.. 


Top 10 Ways to Avoid Looking like a Glutton: 

1. When getting delivery pizza open the door and yell to your empty apartment: "PIZZA'S HERE" to your crowd of imaginary friends.. 
2. Go through drive through and make two separate orders
3. Pretend to not know what name/number takeout order was placed under
4. Ask bakery for candles for you cake/cupcakes
5. Call fake friend/spouse to let them know you got all the supplies for the orphan sleepover while in the grocery store line. 
6. Make a big deal about getting an itemized receipt .. as though your going to reimburse yourself.. 

Ok.. well I only have 6 ways to avoid looking like a glutton.. 
Leave some idea's in the comments and we can fill this list out!


* Moncton Girl