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Wednesday, 18 January 2012

Back by Popular Demand

Moncton Girl is back in the house!

Believe it or not, I sometimes get lapses in judgement..  Most recently it involved an embarrassing moment and a subway sandwich.. 

I had a sudden spurt of willpower and gave up eating gluten for 30 days not too long ago. It was magical. I was eating what felt like unicorns and magic powder to my sensitive digestive system. Girl was loving life.

Cut to a particularly stressful day... gluten was already back in my system and that unicorn magic feeling quickly transformed to flames, acid and an evil devil cyclopse. Needless to say, I was not feeling my best. 

What does a person do when they already feel like shit? Eat more shit. 
Specifically some gluten goodness in the form of a giant subway sandwich on sweet, sweet, italian herb and cheese bread. 

The amount of havoc those 6 inches caused was not to be ignored... especially not when you are working.. offsite.. at a small company... with one washroom. 



First Lesson of 2012: If the toilet in the only washroom of a small company clogs it will be a big deal to the workers.. who will discuss and speculate at length who caused it.. while you are sitting with co-workers in the next room... dying for everyone to shut up because you might need to pay another visit....


Until next time.. 

*Moncton Girl